423 |
|
0:50 |
It is 3am and I’m going crazy (part 2) |
422 |
|
0:51 |
It is 3am and I’m going crazy (part 1) |
421 |
|
0:09 |
I forgot what I was going to say |
420 |
|
0:06 |
It’s not gay if you’re 5 feet apart |
419 |
|
0:10 |
I don’t know what to say |
418 |
|
0:10 |
Why don’t seagulls fly down by the bay? |
417 |
|
0:16 |
Fuckin’ killed it |
416 |
|
2:53 |
Life is short, be who you want to be |
415 |
|
0:30 |
Going to see Nic Cage in Longlegs |
414 |
|
2:20 |
Death of a cat (part 2) |
413 |
|
5:01 |
Death of a cat (part 1) |
412 |
|
1:13 |
There’s so much beauty in trying again |
411 |
|
0:30 |
The bad moments don’t last forever |
410 |
|
1:42 |
There are people out there who care |
409 |
|
1:16 |
RE: I care about you, alright? |
408 |
|
0:11 |
A joke that will crack you up |
407 |
|
0:15 |
The electromagnetic spectrum is crazy |
406 |
|
0:09 |
Your call is very important to us |
405 |
|
1:27 |
Friendship is something I take seriously |
404 |
|
0:16 |
Ready for the 4th? Pew pew |
403 |
|
0:44 |
Ol’ Frankie was there |
402 |
|
0:45 |
I hope you’re okay |
401 |
|
0:25 |
I’m sorry for everything |
400 |
|
0:24 |
I don’t have a clue, or do I? |
399 |
|
0:19 |
Your books are overdue |
398 |
|
0:08 |
Sorry, I was busy moving! |
397 |
|
0:14 |
I hope it’s going to come together |
396 |
|
0:08 |
For the record, Raven is weird (Evan too) |
395 |
|
0:07 |
Goodnight everybody |
394 |
|
0:22 |
Get the Takis Kettlez Fuego now |
393 |
|
0:51 |
Every day is a new chance friend |
392 |
|
0:48 |
Just sittin’ on the toilet |
391 |
|
0:47 |
It’s so weird; I really like it |
390 |
|
0:09 |
This is DS106 calling |
389 |
|
0:08 |
I got the tickets and the booze |
388 |
|
0:07 |
Is this the cat? I like cats |
387 |
|
0:11 |
It’s not yet time for the moon to rise |
386 |
|
0:09 |
… Hello? |
385 |
|
0:07 |
I think I like Snooker Loopy the most |
384 |
|
0:06 |
Dave Register plays Chet in Fallout |
383 |
|
0:16 |
Hey… whaddup? |
382 |
|
0:12 |
A lively call from the shower phone |
381 |
|
0:05 |
I don’t know what to say, so hello |
380 |
|
0:09 |
I don’t know what to say, so bye |
379 |
|
0:08 |
Whatsuuup! |
378 |
|
0:20 |
A reminder to pay your taxes |
377 |
|
0:17 |
Goodnight everybody |
376 |
|
0:14 |
I hope you’re having a great day |
375 |
|
0:05 |
Your library books are overdue |
374 |
|
0:19 |
I’m walking my dog |
373 |
|
0:09 |
Cairo! Small chap, but immensely strong |
372 |
|
0:18 |
I wasn’t… sure? but now I am |
371 |
|
0:10 |
Hi Josephine |
370 |
|
0:35 |
Is it me you’re looking for? (part 2) |
369 |
|
0:28 |
Is it me you’re looking for? (part 1) |
368 |
|
0:13 |
Oh, wait, I already said that |
367 |
|
0:40 |
I don’t even know what to do |
366 |
|
0:14 |
I can’t remember where I put my phone |
365 |
|
0:02 |
Beep |
364 |
|
0:05 |
Hey, baby |
363 |
|
0:08 |
Keep being fabulous |
362 |
|
0:46 |
Anyway, I hope you find a good chair |
361 |
|
0:09 |
How do Ojibwe people make potatoes? |
360 |
|
0:03 |
Hello, mate |
359 |
|
0:37 |
Here’s one of them ASMR |
358 |
|
0:18 |
Keep on doing, friend |
357 |
|
2:21 |
Michael Riconosciuto on Encryption |
356 |
|
0:10 |
A joke about a bicycle |
355 |
|
0:03 |
MMMmmmmmmm |
354 |
|
0:14 |
She’s my baby (part 3) |
353 |
|
0:27 |
She’s my baby (part 2) |
352 |
|
0:08 |
She’s my baby (part 1) |
351 |
|
0:06 |
Everybody should learn to play bass |
350 |
|
0:03 |
After the beep |
349 |
|
0:12 |
Letting you know I left a voicemail |
348 |
|
0:13 |
Baboon vs badger, who would win? |
347 |
|
0:19 |
I am so sorry |
346 |
|
0:21 |
Join me and I will complete your training |
345 |
|
0:09 |
Seems to work from Italy :) |
344 |
|
0:18 |
Be a kind driver and pull up |
343 |
|
0:16 |
It’s 11:09 (11:08:59 on my clock) |
342 |
|
0:07 |
A message for the legends |
341 |
|
0:20 |
Heelllp meeeeeee |
340 |
|
0:10 |
I Dream of Jeannie theme |
339 |
|
0:21 |
A message for Christine |
338 |
|
0:03 |
YOU leave a message after the beep |
337 |
|
0:03 |
Is this real life? |
336 |
|
0:35 |
I don’t know what I’m doing here |
335 |
|
0:04 |
Hello, hello |
334 |
|
0:07 |
Please wear comfortable shoes |
333 |
|
0:06 |
Trevor doesn’t want you to know this |
332 |
|
0:28 |
Bullying is never okay |
331 |
|
0:05 |
Hello hello hello |
330 |
|
0:13 |
Hi from Chris and David |
329 |
|
2:26 |
Banana Phone acapella |
328 |
|
1:20 |
Recipe for chocolate creme eggs |
327 |
|
0:31 |
I got the RAM |
326 |
|
0:10 |
Greetings from Bangalore |
325 |
|
0:04 |
The moon covers the sun |
324 |
|
0:06 |
HELLo |
323 |
|
1:26 |
Zach does not lack |
322 |
|
0:13 |
We all need some more razzle dazzle |
321 |
|
0:28 |
… Skibidi |
320 |
|
0:07 |
A very soft “hi” |
319 |
|
0:07 |
Corndogs |
318 |
|
0:33 |
Numbers station recording? |
317 |
|
0:06 |
Ain’t it great to be crazy? |
316 |
|
0:19 |
Really excited for you to come on over |
315 |
|
0:06 |
It is I, Computer Man |
314 |
|
0:44 |
A brief history of Friday |
313 |
|
0:08 |
It’s me, I’m doing my best |
312 |
|
1:04 |
Your face is as beautiful as rain |
311 |
|
0:46 |
The day has come to find myself |
310 |
|
0:14 |
Shout out to the cryptocucks |
309 |
|
1:11 |
You need to take a lap, dude |
308 |
|
0:24 |
Recording of a modem handshake |
307 |
|
0:07 |
Copyright trolls are the worst |
306 |
|
0:29 |
Opus No. 1 is a banger |
305 |
|
0:19 |
I listen to all of them :) |
304 |
|
0:08 |
I love you and miss you |
303 |
|
0:04 |
Ehwhazaaaaap |
302 |
|
0:05 |
Last I heard, probably September? |
301 |
|
0:07 |
Mable, remember to take your SSRI |
300 |
|
0:13 |
Trying out the voicemail inbox |
299 |
|
0:19 |
Time traveller from 2063 |
298 |
|
0:41 |
A sleepy Thursday morn’ arrives |
297 |
|
0:13 |
Is anybody there? |
296 |
|
0:11 |
Can you hear me now? |
295 |
|
0:15 |
Did it beep yet? |
294 |
|
2:20 |
Move Your Body a cappella |
293 |
|
0:13 |
I don’t actually have anything to say |
292 |
|
0:04 |
I’m returning your call |
291 |
|
0:11 |
Qqqqqqqqqqqqq |
290 |
|
0:14 |
It was the clouds |
289 |
|
0:14 |
Tom’s Diner |
288 |
|
0:06 |
Rock hard action |
287 |
|
0:03 |
Very nice voice |
286 |
|
0:17 |
You matter, alright? |
285 |
|
0:06 |
Megatron, you’ll never defeat me |
284 |
|
0:25 |
I’ve left you a bunch of messages |
283 |
|
0:09 |
Hi from Canada |
282 |
|
0:13 |
Soft bones Troy, son of no bones Don |
281 |
|
0:07 |
Uh oh, stinky, poopy, PBPBpbpb |
280 |
|
0:20 |
Nice try |
279 |
|
0:10 |
Gunna open a can of whoop ass |
278 |
|
0:27 |
Shout out to The File>New Show! |
277 |
|
0:05 |
Hello from Montreal |
276 |
|
0:09 |
Be excellent to each other |
275 |
|
0:06 |
Hello, hello, hellooOoo |
274 |
|
0:06 |
Are you coming home? |
273 |
|
0:07 |
Beep bop beep bop boop bop beep |
272 |
|
0:07 |
What’s the next Airbnb? |
271 |
|
0:03 |
Happy birthday stranger! |
270 |
|
0:08 |
You heard of that app called Klak? |
269 |
|
0:08 |
We’re going to Sacramento |
268 |
|
0:03 |
Hi Scott |
267 |
|
0:10 |
I love virtual assets |
266 |
|
0:08 |
And I like to do drawings |
265 |
|
0:12 |
Hope you have a good day! |
264 |
|
0:09 |
Rain makes me sad |
263 |
|
0:29 |
I do not feel like being micromanaged |
262 |
|
0:23 |
BeeeeeeeeEeeeEEeeeeeEEeeeeeep |
261 |
|
0:11 |
I’m looking at a bird poster right now |
260 |
|
0:07 |
Gimme some |
259 |
|
0:19 |
Never Gonna Give You Up |
258 |
|
0:27 |
Looking for “Dying for Krabby Patties” |
257 |
|
0:13 |
Happy late Easter |
256 |
|
0:06 |
Clearing the ol’ throat |
255 |
|
0:24 |
69 nice |
254 |
|
0:06 |
A salmon swam where?! |
253 |
|
0:13 |
Greetings from Mexico |
252 |
|
0:25 |
Hi Gabe, this is your wife |
251 |
|
0:21 |
Can you call me back, please? |
250 |
|
0:06 |
Hope she’s okay |
249 |
|
0:33 |
Telnet to bbs.iscabbs.com |
248 |
|
0:25 |
Morningtown Ride |
247 |
|
0:05 |
Tarzan’s first voicemail |
246 |
|
0:09 |
Lunch break quickie |
245 |
|
0:09 |
Hey, it’s Michael |
244 |
|
0:21 |
Hello my future girlfriend |
243 |
|
0:09 |
No AI here, just lil ol’ me |
242 |
|
0:05 |
Holo holo holo, YEWWW |
241 |
|
0:05 |
We’re no stranger to love |
240 |
|
0:06 |
Testing 123, testing, testing |
239 |
|
0:08 |
Bonjour! |
238 |
|
0:14 |
Smells like beef pastrami |
237 |
|
0:13 |
WassawassawassawasaaaAAAAAA |
236 |
|
0:40 |
I care about you, alright? |
235 |
|
0:08 |
Lookin’ forward to disco |
234 |
|
0:10 |
Wow, there’s way too many now |
233 |
|
0:04 |
I love popsicles |
232 |
|
0:09 |
Get farted on |
231 |
|
0:09 |
Hi, is anyone there? |
230 |
|
0:02 |
Hi, who are you? |
229 |
|
0:02 |
Hey, we did well today |
228 |
|
0:03 |
How you doinn? |
227 |
|
0:06 |
Sending a friendly OWOOOOOO |
226 |
|
0:15 |
Are you INSANE?! |
225 |
|
0:23 |
What is this? Do I leave a message? |
224 |
|
0:07 |
I’m the operator |
223 |
|
0:18 |
Debbie, please get your daughter |
222 |
|
0:12 |
Wishing you a safe road trip |
221 |
|
0:05 |
Ravioli ravioli |
220 |
|
0:08 |
Pete the diddler leaving a test |
219 |
|
0:04 |
YeEWW, have a bunch of voicemails |
218 |
|
0:06 |
Horses aren’t real |
217 |
|
0:06 |
Meow, meow, meow meow |
216 |
|
0:03 |
Hello |
215 |
|
0:08 |
Just want to say hi |
214 |
|
0:20 |
Just ringing about my appointment |
213 |
|
0:48 |
Taking a train to sleepytown junction |
212 |
|
0:05 |
Teenage mutant ninja turtles |
211 |
|
0:11 |
What? WhAAat?! Hiiii |
210 |
|
0:04 |
Hey, this is me |
209 |
|
0:05 |
We have too many comms channels |
208 |
|
0:16 |
Modem handshake |
207 |
|
0:06 |
Jar Jar Binks is a Sith |
206 |
|
0:13 |
Do you like vtubers? |
205 |
|
0:06 |
Thanks for creating this thing |
204 |
|
0:02 |
Gang activity |
203 |
|
0:10 |
Hello internet from London |
202 |
|
0:52 |
Strange animal noises |
201 |
|
0:04 |
Hello from Canada |
200 |
|
0:05 |
Greetings from the Netherlands, byee |
199 |
|
0:08 |
I’m calling for the man, dude |
198 |
|
0:08 |
Whistling a lil tune |
197 |
|
0:20 |
We missed you yesterday |
196 |
|
0:04 |
Hellowwwe |
195 |
|
0:39 |
Let’s get ice cream at the mall |
194 |
|
0:17 |
I would like 1 pepperoni slice |
193 |
|
0:11 |
Stop using my toothbrush |
192 |
|
0:08 |
Good morning, cheerio, bye |
191 |
|
0:21 |
The crow glistened in the sun |
190 |
|
0:08 |
Uhm, hello hello hello |
189 |
|
0:18 |
Boom chicha baoomm |
188 |
|
0:06 |
Michael from Vsauce |
187 |
|
0:09 |
Carlos ain’t here, man |
186 |
|
0:37 |
Dark cannot exist without light |
185 |
|
0:52 |
They fired me |
184 |
|
0:08 |
I love pastrami |
183 |
|
0:24 |
Bout to get back on the road |
182 |
|
0:19 |
Dropping a load off here |
181 |
|
0:15 |
Hello from Taiwan |
180 |
|
0:06 |
This is definitely a message |
179 |
|
0:05 |
Awooooyeahhh |
178 |
|
0:08 |
I totally got you |
177 |
|
0:12 |
Ah beep, ah beep beep |
176 |
|
0:03 |
You up? |
175 |
|
0:12 |
Just got outta jail, gimme a ring back |
174 |
|
0:21 |
Marana from California |
173 |
|
0:31 |
I need those library books back |
172 |
|
0:09 |
The moment I wake up |
171 |
|
0:13 |
Hi from Japan |
170 |
|
0:04 |
Uh… yeah |
169 |
|
0:09 |
I want to be freeeeee |
168 |
|
0:08 |
Long whimpering |
167 |
|
0:11 |
Mara, call me back |
166 |
|
0:10 |
I’ve never trusted Klingons |
165 |
|
0:04 |
Buy gold |
164 |
|
0:13 |
It’s the end and I feel fine |
163 |
|
0:06 |
You actually dropped your mom |
162 |
|
0:04 |
I’m glad I did it too |
161 |
|
0:04 |
You dropped your mom |
160 |
|
0:08 |
It’s not always about the UwU |
159 |
|
0:15 |
Just a friendly voicemail jingle |
158 |
|
0:15 |
Just don’t open it, okay? |
157 |
|
0:25 |
Keep your head in the game, man! |
156 |
|
0:45 |
Please add me back |
155 |
|
0:03 |
Regarding Bill O’Reilly |
154 |
|
0:03 |
I’m a real boy! |
153 |
|
0:05 |
This is my message after the beep |
152 |
|
0:12 |
I did not get the package |
151 |
|
0:06 |
Beeeep |
150 |
|
0:08 |
I am a stabbing robot |
149 |
|
0:04 |
I use Arch, btw |
148 |
|
0:28 |
There’s a weird smell |
147 |
|
0:21 |
Nissin instant noodles |
146 |
|
0:09 |
Man, you’ve got a lot of friends |
145 |
|
0:21 |
You ever looked up the rules for pool? |
144 |
|
0:07 |
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica |
143 |
|
0:11 |
Hello, are you still working? |
142 |
|
0:29 |
Oh, Better Far to Live and Die |
141 |
|
0:33 |
I accidentally hotboxed the apartment |
140 |
|
0:24 |
Where did I put my walnuts? |
139 |
|
0:05 |
Beep bop boop beep boop |
138 |
|
0:07 |
Here’s to a clear eclipse |
137 |
|
0:05 |
Where’s my car?? |
136 |
|
0:23 |
Yo dawg, what’s up, what’s happenin? |
135 |
|
0:14 |
Live from hacker’s town |
134 |
|
0:05 |
Press 1 to kindly… |
133 |
|
0:02 |
Testing again |
132 |
|
0:05 |
Um, yeah. What? Um |
131 |
|
0:03 |
Testing 1234 |
130 |
|
0:05 |
HlOo, hlo hlo |
129 |
|
0:13 |
Knock knock |
128 |
|
0:23 |
Sweetwater do be like that |
127 |
|
0:30 |
Going through a bit of a tough time |
126 |
|
0:26 |
Congratulations Shinji! |
125 |
|
0:06 |
Hey |
124 |
|
0:28 |
Happy birthday dear person |
123 |
|
0:30 |
I would also like some ice cream |
122 |
|
0:55 |
A very nice duet |
121 |
|
0:46 |
Drift Away |
120 |
|
0:39 |
We are all connected by the pyramids |
119 |
|
0:04 |
The truth is out there |
118 |
|
0:05 |
Four big guys |
117 |
|
0:04 |
MEowwwwwwwW |
116 |
|
0:20 |
A poem about geese 🪿 |
115 |
|
0:22 |
I hope that your life is full of life |
114 |
|
0:09 |
Greetings from México |
113 |
|
0:27 |
BeeP, BeeP, BeeP, BeeP |
112 |
|
0:07 |
Hey, how you doin? |
111 |
|
0:12 |
1-800-DEEZ-NUTS |
110 |
|
0:07 |
HelLO, how is yOUr day going? |
109 |
|
0:12 |
We should go out and get a beer |
108 |
|
0:05 |
Hey, hello everyone, goodbye |
107 |
|
0:04 |
Have a wonderful day |
106 |
|
0:18 |
Don’t worry about the cat food |
105 |
|
0:05 |
Testing, ciao |
104 |
|
0:07 |
Who’s ready to go? |
103 |
|
0:24 |
Calling for my Koolaid appointment |
102 |
|
0:05 |
Gimme one second |
101 |
|
0:03 |
Yo, what’s up? |
100 |
|
0:26 |
Twinkle twinkle, little star |
99 |
|
0:22 |
JavaScript is a fad |
98 |
|
0:10 |
It’s not the same river |
97 |
|
0:18 |
Do we need to talk today? |
96 |
|
0:09 |
Lenny Bruce is not afraid |
95 |
|
0:14 |
They say to live in the present |
94 |
|
0:13 |
Dingaling, clang clang |
93 |
|
0:21 |
Dialup in your area |
92 |
|
0:06 |
Yo dude, what’s up man? |
91 |
|
0:22 |
Something really funny happened |
90 |
|
0:20 |
Yo yo yo, this is super fresh |
89 |
|
0:25 |
Frisbee is a wonderful idea |
88 |
|
0:18 |
Can’t wait to toss the disc |
87 |
|
0:05 |
I love my cat, that is all |
86 |
|
0:15 |
Let’s work on an app together |
85 |
|
0:18 |
Elmo misses you |
84 |
|
0:15 |
Calling about the thing |
83 |
|
0:23 |
9^2 and not a bit more |
82 |
|
0:04 |
Hey, this is John |
81 |
|
0:09 |
Bad burrito, good brownie |
80 |
|
0:17 |
Paul the computer guy |
79 |
|
0:35 |
This is me calling from Mexico |
78 |
|
0:08 |
Banananananas |
77 |
|
0:08 |
Whazaaaaa!!! |
76 |
|
0:06 |
Been asking myself that for years |
75 |
|
0:08 |
Phil, we’ve got to go to the eclipse |
74 |
|
0:18 |
Calling for hair extensions |
73 |
|
0:18 |
Karl with a K in Hawaii |
72 |
|
0:10 |
In a dream I was a werewolf |
71 |
|
0:13 |
Testing 123 |
70 |
|
0:39 |
Dan wishes you a good night |
69 |
|
0:14 |
Hey, Ethan, It’s been a long time |
68 |
|
0:17 |
We keep trying to reach you |
67 |
|
0:07 |
The alternative that doesn’t track you |
66 |
|
0:26 |
ooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooo |
65 |
|
0:11 |
Hello, I love Italy |
64 |
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0:07 |
Beautiful day in Tacoma, WA |
63 |
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0:07 |
I just love it |
62 |
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0:05 |
This is a test |
61 |
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0:14 |
Need to find my C64 for this one |
60 |
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0:03 |
Hehlowww |
59 |
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0:02 |
PBPBPBPBpbpbbphhh |
58 |
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0:15 |
Starting to feel pretty depressed |
57 |
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0:07 |
That place I put that thing that time |
56 |
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0:42 |
The 4th dimension phantom |
55 |
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0:15 |
We’ve been trying to reach you |
54 |
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0:47 |
Your application has been denied |
53 |
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0:14 |
I will fix it |
52 |
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0:10 |
Shhhh, keep it our little secret… |
51 |
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0:15 |
Are you free to come out and play? |
50 |
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0:12 |
Tell me, when will you be mine? |
49 |
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0:17 |
Just a little tune on the guitar |
48 |
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0:49 |
Now for the forecast |
47 |
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1:15 |
I’m a complete catch |
46 |
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0:06 |
Hello, and welcome to Moviephone! |
45 |
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0:25 |
RE: Kids these days |
44 |
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0:28 |
I am finally the popular kid |
43 |
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0:30 |
Say hi! Say hello! |
42 |
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0:24 |
I would love to go for frisbee later |
41 |
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0:14 |
It’s driving me nuts |
40 |
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0:17 |
Salutations, much love |
39 |
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0:12 |
Please leave a message after ??? |
38 |
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0:07 |
David Attenborough is THE best |
37 |
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0:04 |
What’s up? |
36 |
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0:05 |
Oh, oh my god |
35 |
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0:07 |
Stephen, get off the damn phone |
34 |
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0:49 |
I miss those days too |
33 |
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0:14 |
Happy birthday to me |
32 |
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0:04 |
Ooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh |
31 |
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0:12 |
Who’s boop? Is this beep? |
30 |
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0:04 |
Hello~o~o~o~o |
29 |
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0:49 |
A blast from the past |
28 |
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0:05 |
Hellooo |
27 |
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0:02 |
Something about a child? |
26 |
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0:19 |
Wear proper glasses for the eclipse! |
25 |
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0:16 |
It’s Dan again |
24 |
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0:19 |
I’m Dan and I’m just great <==3 |
23 |
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0:06 |
Very cool |
22 |
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0:18 |
Whistling a tune |
21 |
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0:55 |
Kids these days |
20 |
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0:13 |
??? |
19 |
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0:20 |
Animals are cool, I like animals |
18 |
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0:08 |
Your refrigerator is running |
17 |
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0:06 |
Farewell, toodle-too |
16 |
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0:08 |
Hello world, this is a message |
15 |
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0:07 |
Welcome to planet Earth |
14 |
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0:34 |
I mean like really steep stairs |
13 |
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0:02 |
Heheh |
12 |
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0:12 |
Never stop loving yourself, bitch! |
11 |
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0:41 |
Hoping for a tornado in a far off field |
10 |
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0:03 |
Hack the planet! |
9 |
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0:35 |
This is Jacob calling about your colon |
8 |
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0:28 |
It’s 1994 calling, things are extreme! |
7 |
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0:40 |
Greetings from the Black Sea coast |
6 |
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0:15 |
Tonight I went fishing |
5 |
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0:43 |
Happy Easter, Jesus |
4 |
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0:58 |
Thank you to Ellie |
3 |
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0:23 |
Check out Blue Skies Over Alaska |
2 |
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1:23 |
Boy, am I overwhelmed |
1 |
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1:01 |
Yooooo, I LOVE you dude |