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527 0:49 Theater is killing me slowly
526 0:13 I’m dying… also, your mom!
525 0:19 Do do do, here’s my cat
524 0:09 Spencer will get a job eventually
523 0:25 I was just thinking about Sleepy Joe
522 0:02 … Beep.
521 0:06 So now what do I do?
520 0:23 Please. Stop. Calling. Thanks
519 0:07 Summoning Mustard Man from San Diego
518 0:12 And now a message from Rick Astley
517 0:04 Henry Bob Junior the Third
516 0:09 The only April Fools is this site
515 0:58 A new genre called eatshitandidunno
514 0:22 A great microwave impression
513 0:42 What’s the point in lying to someone?
512 0:44 This like literally just happened
511 0:21 A prediction of sportsball future
510 0:19 All dogs should be able to vote
509 1:05 Memories of pain and television
508 3:41 Follow-up on Drop-Out (and travel in BC)
507 0:11 Check out Drop-Out by gray Folie
506 0:08 Just keep going, never give up
505 0:17 Good luck with your exams this month
504 0:37 You can’t hide forever
503 0:18 I don’t have any weed
502 0:30 I hope it makes you feel better, too
501 0:03 Happy Valentine’s Day
500 0:12 Fuck life, fuck shit, yeah
499 0:05 Aw, man… whaaa?
498 0:18 Do you like cows and cowboys?
497 0:43 Mustard man has been summoned
496 0:05 Mustard man, voodoo
495 0:05 Cunt. That’s it. Cunt.
494 0:08 Pick up my dick
493 0:14 Pick up, pick up, c’mon
492 0:06 No games, at least not yet
491 0:10 Keep it up, dude
490 0:10 I won’t stop you
489 0:15 Weed should be legal, I agree
488 0:15 Y’all wanna update your shit?
487 0:04 Hipster coffee shop
486 0:37 I just hope you’re doin’ good
485 0:35 Do, do, du do dut dooo
484 0:13 Please come back to me, Janice
483 0:13 Best of luck with your studies!
482 0:38 Maybe I’m all messed up
481 0:51 Happy 29th circle around the sun!
480 0:12 What is this website? Hello?
479 0:13 Crazy shit, keep it up
478 0:27 I still don’t know why I’m here
477 0:16 I don’t know why I’m here
476 0:16 I hope you like it in Sacramento
475 0:28 Live in the present
474 0:08 Hey, get back here!
473 0:34 I hope everyone has an amazing 2025
472 1:30 The voicemail paradox
471 0:08 Say bye
470 0:09 I love you so much, bye!
469 0:41 Geiger counter test
468 0:05 whuzzzuuup
467 0:07 I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
466 0:09 A joke about seagulls?
465 0:02 I’ve had sex with E.T.
464 0:20 I don’t know what I’m doin’, mate
463 0:43 I WILL have a happy Thanksgiving
462 0:12 I wake up every day, man
461 0:04 Hi, I’m Ethan
460 0:08 Hai guys, um bye
459 0:14 Have you been alright?
458 0:20 I got food poisoned, it made me angry
457 0:52 You only eat ass once
456 0:27 I’m working on it
455 4:10 She dove into my brain
454 0:05 Just a little ditty
453 0:51 I miss Vine
452 0:11 Boing boing boing boing boing
451 0:11 Seems like a pretty cool concept
450 0:27 Deleted the wrong voicemails
449 1:21 Mike Tyson wants you to be prepared
448 0:16 Sorry, I pissed in your fridge
447 1:13 I’ll always think of you
446 0:36 I miss you so freaking much (part 3?)
445 0:50 I hope you’re happy (part 2?)
444 0:34 I hope you’re happy
443 0:47 Yeah yeah, it’s called ADHD, pal
442 0:04 Yo, what’s good?
441 0:07 Check out WiiLink (if you have a Wii)
440 0:24 That happens to me sometimes, too
439 1:25 Life is wild, but you’re gonna be okay
438 0:08 Yoooo
437 0:39 Hello, I am a psychopath
436 0:51 Pepperoni is just a thick sausage
435 0:35 I hope you’re doing better now
434 1:09 Considering building a Bill Cipher shrine
433 0:16 I’m pooping right now
432 2:15 Coca-Cola Oreos are pretty good
431 0:27 Option #2, please
430 0:21 Jack is eat-in a ba-na-na
429 0:20 Please, call as much as you’d like
428 0:16 You’re all awesome
427 0:58 I miss you very much
426 0:08 I… dont know
425 0:09 It’s all coming back to me
424 1:52 On the utility of a lock pick set
423 0:50 It is 3am and I’m going crazy (part 2)
422 0:51 It is 3am and I’m going crazy (part 1)
421 0:09 I forgot what I was going to say
420 0:06 It’s not gay if you’re 5 feet apart
419 0:10 I don’t know what to say
418 0:10 Why don’t seagulls fly down by the bay?
417 0:16 Fuckin’ killed it
416 2:53 Life is short, be who you want to be
415 0:30 Going to see Nic Cage in Longlegs
414 2:20 Death of a cat (part 2)
413 5:01 Death of a cat (part 1)
412 1:13 There’s so much beauty in trying again
411 0:30 The bad moments don’t last forever
410 1:42 There are people out there who care
409 1:16 RE: I care about you, alright?
408 0:11 A joke that will crack you up
407 0:15 The electromagnetic spectrum is crazy
406 0:09 Your call is very important to us
405 1:27 Friendship is something I take seriously
404 0:16 Ready for the 4th? Pew pew
403 0:44 Ol’ Frankie was there
402 0:45 I hope you’re okay
401 0:25 I’m sorry for everything
400 0:24 I don’t have a clue, or do I?
399 0:19 Your books are overdue
398 0:08 Sorry, I was busy moving!
397 0:14 I hope it’s going to come together
396 0:08 For the record, Raven is weird (Evan too)
395 0:07 Goodnight everybody
394 0:22 Get the Takis Kettlez Fuego now
393 0:51 Every day is a new chance friend
392 0:48 Just sittin’ on the toilet
391 0:47 It’s so weird; I really like it
390 0:09 This is DS106 calling
389 0:08 I got the tickets and the booze
388 0:07 Is this the cat? I like cats
387 0:11 It’s not yet time for the moon to rise
386 0:09 … Hello?
385 0:07 I think I like Snooker Loopy the most
384 0:06 Dave Register plays Chet in Fallout
383 0:16 Hey… whaddup?
382 0:12 A lively call from the shower phone
381 0:05 I don’t know what to say, so hello
380 0:09 I don’t know what to say, so bye
379 0:08 Whatsuuup!
378 0:20 A reminder to pay your taxes
377 0:17 Goodnight everybody
376 0:14 I hope you’re having a great day
375 0:05 Your library books are overdue
374 0:19 I’m walking my dog
373 0:09 Cairo! Small chap, but immensely strong
372 0:18 I wasn’t… sure? but now I am
371 0:10 Hi Josephine
370 0:35 Is it me you’re looking for? (part 2)
369 0:28 Is it me you’re looking for? (part 1)
368 0:13 Oh, wait, I already said that
367 0:40 I don’t even know what to do
366 0:14 I can’t remember where I put my phone
365 0:02 Beep
364 0:05 Hey, baby
363 0:08 Keep being fabulous
362 0:46 Anyway, I hope you find a good chair
361 0:09 How do Ojibwe people make potatoes?
360 0:03 Hello, mate
359 0:37 Here’s one of them ASMR
358 0:18 Keep on doing, friend
357 2:21 Michael Riconosciuto on Encryption
356 0:10 A joke about a bicycle
355 0:03 MMMmmmmmmm
354 0:14 She’s my baby (part 3)
353 0:27 She’s my baby (part 2)
352 0:08 She’s my baby (part 1)
351 0:06 Everybody should learn to play bass
350 0:03 After the beep
349 0:12 Letting you know I left a voicemail
348 0:13 Baboon vs badger, who would win?
347 0:19 I am so sorry
346 0:21 Join me and I will complete your training
345 0:09 Seems to work from Italy :)
344 0:18 Be a kind driver and pull up
343 0:16 It’s 11:09 (11:08:59 on my clock)
342 0:07 A message for the legends
341 0:20 Heelllp meeeeeee
340 0:10 I Dream of Jeannie theme
339 0:21 A message for Christine
338 0:03 YOU leave a message after the beep
337 0:03 Is this real life?
336 0:35 I don’t know what I’m doing here
335 0:04 Hello, hello
334 0:07 Please wear comfortable shoes
333 0:06 Trevor doesn’t want you to know this
332 0:28 Bullying is never okay
331 0:05 Hello hello hello
330 0:13 Hi from Chris and David
329 2:26 Banana Phone acapella
328 1:20 Recipe for chocolate creme eggs
327 0:31 I got the RAM
326 0:10 Greetings from Bangalore
325 0:04 The moon covers the sun
324 0:06 HELLo
323 1:26 Zach does not lack
322 0:13 We all need some more razzle dazzle
321 0:28 … Skibidi
320 0:07 A very soft “hi”
319 0:07 Corndogs
318 0:33 Numbers station recording?
317 0:06 Ain’t it great to be crazy?
316 0:19 Really excited for you to come on over
315 0:06 It is I, Computer Man
314 0:44 A brief history of Friday
313 0:08 It’s me, I’m doing my best
312 1:04 Your face is as beautiful as rain
311 0:46 The day has come to find myself
310 0:14 Shout out to the cryptocucks
309 1:11 You need to take a lap, dude
308 0:24 Recording of a modem handshake
307 0:07 Copyright trolls are the worst
306 0:29 Opus No. 1 is a banger
305 0:19 I listen to all of them :)
304 0:08 I love you and miss you
303 0:04 Ehwhazaaaaap
302 0:05 Last I heard, probably September?
301 0:07 Mable, remember to take your SSRI
300 0:13 Trying out the voicemail inbox
299 0:19 Time traveller from 2063
298 0:41 A sleepy Thursday morn’ arrives
297 0:13 Is anybody there?
296 0:11 Can you hear me now?
295 0:15 Did it beep yet?
294 2:20 Move Your Body a cappella
293 0:13 I don’t actually have anything to say
292 0:04 I’m returning your call
291 0:11 Qqqqqqqqqqqqq
290 0:14 It was the clouds
289 0:14 Tom’s Diner
288 0:06 Rock hard action
287 0:03 Very nice voice
286 0:17 You matter, alright?
285 0:06 Megatron, you’ll never defeat me
284 0:25 I’ve left you a bunch of messages
283 0:09 Hi from Canada
282 0:13 Soft bones Troy, son of no bones Don
281 0:07 Uh oh, stinky, poopy, PBPBpbpb
280 0:20 Nice try
279 0:10 Gunna open a can of whoop ass
278 0:27 Shout out to The File>New Show!
277 0:05 Hello from Montreal
276 0:09 Be excellent to each other
275 0:06 Hello, hello, hellooOoo
274 0:06 Are you coming home?
273 0:07 Beep bop beep bop boop bop beep
272 0:07 What’s the next Airbnb?
271 0:03 Happy birthday stranger!
270 0:08 You heard of that app called Klak?
269 0:08 We’re going to Sacramento
268 0:03 Hi Scott
267 0:10 I love virtual assets
266 0:08 And I like to do drawings
265 0:12 Hope you have a good day!
264 0:09 Rain makes me sad
263 0:29 I do not feel like being micromanaged
262 0:23 BeeeeeeeeEeeeEEeeeeeEEeeeeeep
261 0:11 I’m looking at a bird poster right now
260 0:07 Gimme some
259 0:19 Never Gonna Give You Up
258 0:27 Looking for “Dying for Krabby Patties”
257 0:13 Happy late Easter
256 0:06 Clearing the ol’ throat
255 0:24 69 nice
254 0:06 A salmon swam where?!
253 0:13 Greetings from Mexico
252 0:25 Hi Gabe, this is your wife
251 0:21 Can you call me back, please?
250 0:06 Hope she’s okay
249 0:33 Telnet to bbs.iscabbs.com
248 0:25 Morningtown Ride
247 0:05 Tarzan’s first voicemail
246 0:09 Lunch break quickie
245 0:09 Hey, it’s Michael
244 0:21 Hello my future girlfriend
243 0:09 No AI here, just lil ol’ me
242 0:05 Holo holo holo, YEWWW
241 0:05 We’re no stranger to love
240 0:06 Testing 123, testing, testing
239 0:08 Bonjour!
238 0:14 Smells like beef pastrami
237 0:13 WassawassawassawasaaaAAAAAA
236 0:40 I care about you, alright?
235 0:08 Lookin’ forward to disco
234 0:10 Wow, there’s way too many now
233 0:04 I love popsicles
232 0:09 Get farted on
231 0:09 Hi, is anyone there?
230 0:02 Hi, who are you?
229 0:02 Hey, we did well today
228 0:03 How you doinn?
227 0:06 Sending a friendly OWOOOOOO
226 0:15 Are you INSANE?!
225 0:23 What is this? Do I leave a message?
224 0:07 I’m the operator
223 0:18 Debbie, please get your daughter
222 0:12 Wishing you a safe road trip
221 0:05 Ravioli ravioli
220 0:08 Pete the diddler leaving a test
219 0:04 YeEWW, have a bunch of voicemails
218 0:06 Horses aren’t real
217 0:06 Meow, meow, meow meow
216 0:03 Hello
215 0:08 Just want to say hi
214 0:20 Just ringing about my appointment
213 0:48 Taking a train to sleepytown junction
212 0:05 Teenage mutant ninja turtles
211 0:11 What? WhAAat?! Hiiii
210 0:04 Hey, this is me
209 0:05 We have too many comms channels
208 0:16 Modem handshake
207 0:06 Jar Jar Binks is a Sith
206 0:13 Do you like vtubers?
205 0:06 Thanks for creating this thing
204 0:02 Gang activity
203 0:10 Hello internet from London
202 0:52 Strange animal noises
201 0:04 Hello from Canada
200 0:05 Greetings from the Netherlands, byee
199 0:08 I’m calling for the man, dude
198 0:08 Whistling a lil tune
197 0:20 We missed you yesterday
196 0:04 Hellowwwe
195 0:39 Let’s get ice cream at the mall
194 0:17 I would like 1 pepperoni slice
193 0:11 Stop using my toothbrush
192 0:08 Good morning, cheerio, bye
191 0:21 The crow glistened in the sun
190 0:08 Uhm, hello hello hello
189 0:18 Boom chicha baoomm
188 0:06 Michael from Vsauce
187 0:09 Carlos ain’t here, man
186 0:37 Dark cannot exist without light
185 0:52 They fired me
184 0:08 I love pastrami
183 0:24 Bout to get back on the road
182 0:19 Dropping a load off here
181 0:15 Hello from Taiwan
180 0:06 This is definitely a message
179 0:05 Awooooyeahhh
178 0:08 I totally got you
177 0:12 Ah beep, ah beep beep
176 0:03 You up?
175 0:12 Just got outta jail, gimme a ring back
174 0:21 Marana from California
173 0:31 I need those library books back
172 0:09 The moment I wake up
171 0:13 Hi from Japan
170 0:04 Uh… yeah
169 0:09 I want to be freeeeee
168 0:08 Long whimpering
167 0:11 Mara, call me back
166 0:10 I’ve never trusted Klingons
165 0:04 Buy gold
164 0:13 It’s the end and I feel fine
163 0:06 You actually dropped your mom
162 0:04 I’m glad I did it too
161 0:04 You dropped your mom
160 0:08 It’s not always about the UwU
159 0:15 Just a friendly voicemail jingle
158 0:15 Just don’t open it, okay?
157 0:25 Keep your head in the game, man!
156 0:45 Please add me back
155 0:03 Regarding Bill O’Reilly
154 0:03 I’m a real boy!
153 0:05 This is my message after the beep
152 0:12 I did not get the package
151 0:06 Beeeep
150 0:08 I am a stabbing robot
149 0:04 I use Arch, btw
148 0:28 There’s a weird smell
147 0:21 Nissin instant noodles
146 0:09 Man, you’ve got a lot of friends
145 0:21 You ever looked up the rules for pool?
144 0:07 Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica
143 0:11 Hello, are you still working?
142 0:29 Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
141 0:33 I accidentally hotboxed the apartment
140 0:24 Where did I put my walnuts?
139 0:05 Beep bop boop beep boop
138 0:07 Here’s to a clear eclipse
137 0:05 Where’s my car??
136 0:23 Yo dawg, what’s up, what’s happenin?
135 0:14 Live from hacker’s town
134 0:05 Press 1 to kindly…
133 0:02 Testing again
132 0:05 Um, yeah. What? Um
131 0:03 Testing 1234
130 0:05 HlOo, hlo hlo
129 0:13 Knock knock
128 0:23 Sweetwater do be like that
127 0:30 Going through a bit of a tough time
126 0:26 Congratulations Shinji!
125 0:06 Hey
124 0:28 Happy birthday dear person
123 0:30 I would also like some ice cream
122 0:55 A very nice duet
121 0:46 Drift Away
120 0:39 We are all connected by the pyramids
119 0:04 The truth is out there
118 0:05 Four big guys
117 0:04 MEowwwwwwwW
116 0:20 A poem about geese 🪿
115 0:22 I hope that your life is full of life
114 0:09 Greetings from México
113 0:27 BeeP, BeeP, BeeP, BeeP
112 0:07 Hey, how you doin?
111 0:12 1-800-DEEZ-NUTS
110 0:07 HelLO, how is yOUr day going?
109 0:12 We should go out and get a beer
108 0:05 Hey, hello everyone, goodbye
107 0:04 Have a wonderful day
106 0:18 Don’t worry about the cat food
105 0:05 Testing, ciao
104 0:07 Who’s ready to go?
103 0:24 Calling for my Koolaid appointment
102 0:05 Gimme one second
101 0:03 Yo, what’s up?
100 0:26 Twinkle twinkle, little star
99 0:22 JavaScript is a fad
98 0:10 It’s not the same river
97 0:18 Do we need to talk today?
96 0:09 Lenny Bruce is not afraid
95 0:14 They say to live in the present
94 0:13 Dingaling, clang clang
93 0:21 Dialup in your area
92 0:06 Yo dude, what’s up man?
91 0:22 Something really funny happened
90 0:20 Yo yo yo, this is super fresh
89 0:25 Frisbee is a wonderful idea
88 0:18 Can’t wait to toss the disc
87 0:05 I love my cat, that is all
86 0:15 Let’s work on an app together
85 0:18 Elmo misses you
84 0:15 Calling about the thing
83 0:23 9^2 and not a bit more
82 0:04 Hey, this is John
81 0:09 Bad burrito, good brownie
80 0:17 Paul the computer guy
79 0:35 This is me calling from Mexico
78 0:08 Banananananas
77 0:08 Whazaaaaa!!!
76 0:06 Been asking myself that for years
75 0:08 Phil, we’ve got to go to the eclipse
74 0:18 Calling for hair extensions
73 0:18 Karl with a K in Hawaii
72 0:10 In a dream I was a werewolf
71 0:13 Testing 123
70 0:39 Dan wishes you a good night
69 0:14 Hey, Ethan, It’s been a long time
68 0:17 We keep trying to reach you
67 0:07 The alternative that doesn’t track you
66 0:26 ooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooo
65 0:11 Hello, I love Italy
64 0:07 Beautiful day in Tacoma, WA
63 0:07 I just love it
62 0:05 This is a test
61 0:14 Need to find my C64 for this one
60 0:03 Hehlowww
59 0:02 PBPBPBPBpbpbbphhh
58 0:15 Starting to feel pretty depressed
57 0:07 That place I put that thing that time
56 0:42 The 4th dimension phantom
55 0:15 We’ve been trying to reach you
54 0:47 Your application has been denied
53 0:14 I will fix it
52 0:10 Shhhh, keep it our little secret…
51 0:15 Are you free to come out and play?
50 0:12 Tell me, when will you be mine?
49 0:17 Just a little tune on the guitar
48 0:49 Now for the forecast
47 1:15 I’m a complete catch
46 0:06 Hello, and welcome to Moviephone!
45 0:25 RE: Kids these days
44 0:28 I am finally the popular kid
43 0:30 Say hi! Say hello!
42 0:24 I would love to go for frisbee later
41 0:14 It’s driving me nuts
40 0:17 Salutations, much love
39 0:12 Please leave a message after ???
38 0:07 David Attenborough is THE best
37 0:04 What’s up?
36 0:05 Oh, oh my god
35 0:07 Stephen, get off the damn phone
34 0:49 I miss those days too
33 0:14 Happy birthday to me
32 0:04 Ooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh
31 0:12 Who’s boop? Is this beep?
30 0:04 Hello~o~o~o~o
29 0:49 A blast from the past
28 0:05 Hellooo
27 0:02 Something about a child?
26 0:19 Wear proper glasses for the eclipse!
25 0:16 It’s Dan again
24 0:19 I’m Dan and I’m just great <==3
23 0:06 Very cool
22 0:18 Whistling a tune
21 0:55 Kids these days
20 0:13 ???
19 0:20 Animals are cool, I like animals
18 0:08 Your refrigerator is running
17 0:06 Farewell, toodle-too
16 0:08 Hello world, this is a message
15 0:07 Welcome to planet Earth
14 0:34 I mean like really steep stairs
13 0:02 Heheh
12 0:12 Never stop loving yourself, bitch!
11 0:41 Hoping for a tornado in a far off field
10 0:03 Hack the planet!
9 0:35 This is Jacob calling about your colon
8 0:28 It’s 1994 calling, things are extreme!
7 0:40 Greetings from the Black Sea coast
6 0:15 Tonight I went fishing
5 0:43 Happy Easter, Jesus
4 0:58 Thank you to Ellie
3 0:23 Check out Blue Skies Over Alaska
2 1:23 Boy, am I overwhelmed
1 1:01 Yooooo, I LOVE you dude
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