Welcome to this silly little website!
After the Beep is an anonymous public voicemail inbox. It’s an attempt to capture the magic of voicemail as it was before the modern internet came along and introduced the convenience of always-on messaging. Rose-tinted nostalgia glasses aside, this is a place for anyone to call and say pretty much anything.
Messages are moderated by a live human being (I listen to every message and write a caption for each one). Things are usually published within a day of being received, but sometimes that turns into a few days or more if I’m busy with life.
Almost every message gets published with a few exceptions:
- Pocket dials
- Recordings of copyrighted materials
- Some advertisements
- If you’re big enough to have an ad budget, find another platform please
- Things in languages I can’t translate
- I try to using tools, but this is difficult with telephone-quality audio
- Intentionally inflammatory or derogatory messages
- You can get a lil rowdy just don’t be an asshole
No identifying information about callers is published. Caller ID is collected, but isn’t made public (or shared with anyone). See the privacy policy for more details on this.
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